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not a misspelling of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, although this Milwaukie (in Oregon), /was/ named after the Wisconsin one, back before the current spelling of the Wisconsin city was officialized.
Milwaukie is the home of bing cherries, Dark Horse comics (published Sin City, among others), and some other stuff.
It was a very rural area around a small downtown 40 years ago, but now it's morphed into this weird semi-urban area that's impinging on the borders of Portland, OR.
It is also the "Dogwood Capital of the West".
A: I'm from Milwaukie.
B: Oh! With the beer?
A: Well... yeah... but not the one you're thinking of, we just have some microbreweries
Milwaukie by Yaymilwaukie April 13, 2011
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Milwaukie girl 

Originating in Milwaukie, Oregon in the early 1980's, this sexual position involves a drunk girl in the doggy or semi - doggy position, looking behind her with a smile at the equally drunk guy trying to line up for entry.
"Dude, she did the Milwaukie girl last night." This line is usually followed by two Milwaukie boys high fiveing or more recently fist bumping.
Milwaukie girl by cabin boy December 27, 2009

Milwaukie Two-Step 

After an inebriated female sexual partner passes out during or before intercourse, you jizz in their hair and shit on their chest. Then you leave.
Hey (Insert name here), we gotta get leave, NOW! I just Milwaukie Two-Stepped that skank! We gotta go before she wakes up!

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
Milwaukee meat grinder by Charli XXX September 8, 2014

Milwaukee Bitch Magnet 

When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.
"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."

Milwaukee Latte 

A case of liquid diarrhea that is the result of drinking too much beer (a product of Milwaukee) that comes out with enough pressure that it produces a froth in the toilet water. Also known as mixing party mud and the beer shits.
I drank an 18 pack of beer last night and this morning I woke up my wife making a Milwaukee Latte in the bathroom.
Milwaukee Latte by Big Jefe September 7, 2010

Milwaukee goiter 

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.