Quagraine 

A Quagraine is a type of pomegranate. It releases mentally impairing hormones after being digested. Side effects include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stand up straight, a sudden urge to eat colorful tissues, and a desire to stick noodles down one's shirt.

Person 1: Naana is stuffing noodles down her shirt again.

Person 2: Did she eat another Quagraine?

Person 1: Yeah.

Quagraine by mcsqiggles April 10, 2011

Quatrain 

a stanza of four lines

hey there is a note
for those who is on the boat
this ship might sink
right before your eyes blink
-quatrain

Quatrain by babyjn February 10, 2009

quadranine 

1. (v.) To insult another with tremendous prowess. 2. (v.) To inflict upon an enemy the highest possible damage in the Final Fantasy video game series. 3. (n.) The aforementioned highest possible damage, which is 9999 (thus, "quadranine").

JOHN (to Susan): Damn, girl, you look fizzine as a mizzuthafizzucka!
SUSAN (in response): Don't be thinkin' that you's gonna be gettin' none of dis shiyat, boy!
TYRELL (a bystander): Damn, you've just been QUADRANINED!!

quadranine by Paulito Calientico August 22, 2003

Quaranenting 

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.

Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.

Quaranenting by Nezarynew March 29, 2020

quaraneturbation 

The act of pleasuring ones self with or without an audience while being quarantined.

Alex after being quarantined during a global pandemic, liked to pass the time by making quaraneturbation videos.

quaraneturbation by Les Nessman April 14, 2020

Quarniness 

A heighten state of sexual arousal that is primarily caused by long periods of isolation with little to no human contact due to the 2020 SARS-CoV-2 "Coronavirus" Pandemic.

Man the Quarniness is killing me, it's been 4 months of being stuck inside with no trim listening to these dumb fucking idiots The Boomer Doomers on tv talking about a bunch of shit no one gives a fuck about, meanwhile the American Dream is as dead as the next pussy I get to smash.

Quarniness by Rlessary June 25, 2020

Quamaine 

Girl he gone fuck u down …keep a gun and never run And If they talking bout em they cappin and get some money but he ain’t paying for shit

Quamaine is the realest Dude I know

Quamaine by Tercsyl November 23, 2021