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Quagraine
A Quagraine is a type of pomegranate. It releases mentally impairing hormones after being digested. Side effects include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stand up straight, a sudden urge to eat colorful tissues, and a desire to stick noodles down one's shirt.
Person 1: Naana is stuffing noodles down her shirt again.
Person 2: Did she eat another Quagraine?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Did she eat another Quagraine?
Person 1: Yeah.
Quagraine by mcsqiggles April 10, 2011
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Quatrined Girls
There are busy boyfriends, and there are sexy girls. But sexy girls sometimes break the work flow of busy guys with foolish things, so they should be Quatrined before they start moving together.
Quatrined Girls by Jhakass Singh Tasavoor February 27, 2020
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