quantaine

(n) a unit of measure used in instances where there is in reality no real known means of measurement in place for what is being described

CBC journalist/interviewer: "How angry were you when you found out the financial institution was taking your money without your knowledge for fifteen years?"

Interviewee: "43 quantaines."

quantaine by e-moose February 25, 2017

qurantine 

When you cannot go to the mosque for prayer during a pandemic quarantine and must read the Quran at home instead.

Mohammed: Yo Ali, wanna go to the mosque?
Ali: No dude, I've got a cough, it's best if I qurantine.

qurantine by nocabhuggin March 25, 2020

Quantinium 

Quàn-tin-e-yum

The quantum of energy

The quantinium of the sun allows the sun to shine.

Quantinium by Neailotron June 20, 2016

Quagraine 

A Quagraine is a type of pomegranate. It releases mentally impairing hormones after being digested. Side effects include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stand up straight, a sudden urge to eat colorful tissues, and a desire to stick noodles down one's shirt.

Person 1: Naana is stuffing noodles down her shirt again.

Person 2: Did she eat another Quagraine?

Person 1: Yeah.

Quagraine by mcsqiggles April 10, 2011

quantize 

To restrict the number of possible values for a quantity.

Energy levels are quantized in atoms.

quantize by boogeymanfam February 8, 2018

Quintane 

My old history teacher who was buff and hot he also got fired from coaching a 12U baseball team then bought a hotdog and came back

The Quintane says get somewhere with a purpose.

Quintane by Bigisland May 7, 2021

Quantinium 

An element discovered in the future by David Robinson.

wow check out this quantinium i just found

Quantinium by yeoldmonkeyman September 16, 2008