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Wiltshire
Land of the Gods (we don't talk about Swindon).
If you're from Calne, Chippenham or Lyneham, you're a legend.
If you're from Calne, Chippenham or Lyneham, you're a legend.
Oh, they're from Wiltshire? What powers do they have?
Wiltshire by celestiallegend December 27, 2020
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Wiltshire goodie-goodie
A primary school gym teacher that shows you physics problems, making grinning faces and panting, pretending that what he's showing you is real flipping important and complicated.
-This is a very complicated addition of forces problem. Pay attention, this is important, and will count in the exam.
-Another Wiltshire goodie-goodie.
-Another Wiltshire goodie-goodie.
Wiltshire goodie-goodie by sardineape August 3, 2022
Salisbury Wiltshire
A small city in south west england which is crammed of BADMANS who think they are hard.
Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'
Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'
*in salisbury wiltshire*
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?
Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?
Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.
Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..
*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?
Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?
Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.
Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..
*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *
Salisbury Wiltshire by ryan spittle January 15, 2011
daquan wiltshire
daquan wiltshire by Worlivine October 6, 2021
Salisbury Wiltshire
A tourist-orientated town in the South of England, with a population of 50,000.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.
The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.
The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.
The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.
The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
Salisbury Wiltshire by academic_rasta February 21, 2011
Summer Wiltshire
Summer Wiltshire by epicgamermoment_69 July 3, 2020