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Chicken Sandwich Bitch (CSB)

When one whines and complains and generally acts like a crybaby. There are various ways CSB can be used in daily life, please see below.
Ex 1: “Man, it’s so hot. Oh, my feet hurt, can we sit down. Why do we have to walk this far, I’m tired.” “Shut the fuck up and stop your fucking whining you Chicken Sandwich Bitch (CSB)!!!!”

Ex 2: “Oh no, It’s raining and I forgot my umbrella in the car”. “Why don’t you hold that big Chicken Sandwich over your head to keep you dry”.

Ex 3” “My girlfriend just left me for my brother, I am so fucking pissed I think I might kill myself” “Want some mayo with that?”

Ex 4: “I just had the worst day ever! My boss caught me watching porn on my computer and fired me. Then I got a speeding on the way home. And I think I gots the syph” “Chomp. Chomp. Chomp.” (This last example is most effective if you pretend to hold a chicken sandwich in your hands and then bite down on it as you make the chomping sound)
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From Tourette's Guy;

Chicken Shit Bull Shit:

a phrase signifying an unworthy thing or task
"I don't have time for this chicken shit bull shit CSBS."
-Tourette's Guy
CSBS by brumm09 April 15, 2009
d00d, I'm so fucking gay. i think I'm a CSBS
CSBS by $n!pi August 14, 2003
Cheater stopped by skill
Me is a skill0r who stops tschiedahs with 1337 skill ^^
CSBS by BuLLeT August 13, 2003
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026