paint 

The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of wordwindows/word. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.

I drew an awesome picture in Paint!

paint by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

paint 

Powdered cocaine.

I need a twenty from you.

You want that hard or that paint?

paint by Free Baser October 25, 2011

paint 

to leave shit residue on a penis (or condom) during anal sex

"Make sure you take an enema and clean yourself, cuz you dont want to paint him!"

paint by Singularly Prurient July 1, 2004

paint 

the same thing as the key in basketball. The rectangular area extending out towards half court from the baseline. Usually painted a different color from the rest of the court.

Coach: Get in the paint Aldo!
Aldo: What the hell is the paint?
Coach: The key:

paint by treyballer February 2, 2015

Paint 

To wipe any sex related fluid on someone's taint with your penis

He created the most beautiful paint job I have ever seen on that guy's taint. There were elegant swirls, lines, and a breathtaking sense of form.

Paint by famoustainter March 6, 2011

Paint 

To designate a target to employ a homing weapon against, usually by laser or radar.

The Special Forces trooper painted the target for the Warthog driver to hit.

Paint by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003

paint 

spunk; jizz

an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.

dude, there's paint all over your face

paint by whatisface July 21, 2013