Auntecdote 

The long stories your aunt tells. This includes serial messages left on your answering machine, because there isn't enough time on one message, or serial text messages.

An auntecdote can be any length of time, but a true auntecdote is a five mintue story stretched into an obscene amount of time.

Though sometimes long and drawn out, these stories are the stories you will continue to laugh at, and tell other people.

Me: Did you hear her latest auntecdote?

You: NO! What did she say this time?

Me: Apparently, her car broke down and was rescued by her high school sweetheart. Too bad it took us two days to hear the whole story.

Auntecdote by mandersplatwood March 1, 2011

Anecdote Andy 

Someone who constantly commits post hoc fallacies during a contentious debate that usually calls for statistical evidence, specifically within the realms of social sciences.

Chud: I know from personal experience how inherently violent African Americans are. As a child, I was only bullied by black kids in a predominantly white school!
Chad: Nice argument, Anecdote Andy.

Anecdote Andy by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Anecdote 

a short account of a particular incident or event of an interesting or amusing nature.

To hear an anecdote in your dream, signifies that you will be surrounded by joyous and pleasure-seeking people.

He told us an anecdote of politicians he had once knew.

Anecdote by btr'spnk January 12, 2008

Anecdotes 

a short version of an interesting or humorous incident or a short often amusing story, especially about something someone has done.

she told one or two amusing anecdotes about her years as a BJ queen.

Anecdotes by harley April 3, 2005

Auntidote 

1. The time you need to spend alone, after time with your aunt, to combat the crazy and/or boring stories, events, or any other event/time spent with her.

2. Any food, movie, music ect. that you have to listen/eat/watch after time with your aunt to combat her craziness.

1. You: Goodness! I need some good old fashion aunidote after that wedding with Aunt Carol. She is one crazy drunk!

2. You: Oowee! I need to get me some mac and cheese stat cause Aunt Charlotte eats nothing but raw food, and that's all she has stocked at her house. I need me a good old fashioned auntidote.

Auntidote by mandersplatwood March 20, 2011

Anticdote 

A story or example describing the manifestly disruptive, destructive capricious, senseless, illogical or any species of anxiety-inducing or toxic behaviours pertaining to the same or other individual/s.

I will offer you some anticdotes relating to his gaslighting.

Anticdote by Hoherbass March 9, 2020

Anecdote 

An unnecessary story about something that probably never happened.

‘Funny you mention bears, I live got an anecdote about that. I once fought on Le and won by wrestling it’

Anecdote by RemixAuthoritied September 26, 2018