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New Camera Syndrome

Also known as NCS.

When you buy a new camera and take pictures of everything in site. The so-called "everything in sight" is nothing but dumb shit.
Ugh, Andy's pictures are so pointless. He has new camera syndrome.
New Camera Syndrome by Marzyyy February 23, 2008

shaky camera syndrome 

Latest action movie craze meant make the viewer feel "in the moment".
Also attributed to big budgets spent on fancy props and trinkets none of which matter since you can't see a damn thing thats going on.
Quantum Of Solace is a good example of shaky camera syndrome.

Camaro Syndrome 

Comaro Syndrome is a serious disease that is caused from lack of knowledge and money. Some symptoms are, Cant afford a real American car like the (Ford Mustang) so they settle for a knock off. Many Camaro owners also have no idea what there talking about and cant get laid cause they are usally ugly and having a camaro doesn't help there chances at all.
Warning!
The Camaro Syndrome usually Consist in the owners having extremely small dicks or even a large pussy!

This Disease is highly Contagious
Some Examples of Camaro Syndrome.

Camaro Owner-You want a ride in my new car? Girl-What kind is it? Camaro Owner- A Camaro. Girl- Yeah ok, get a real car you pussy.

Camaro Owner- Check my Camaro out. Girl- O nice, im guessing you couldn't afford a real American car like a Ford Mustang?

New Camera Syndrome

As knows as ACS.

When you buy a new camera and take pictures of everything in site. The so-called "everything in sight" is nothing but dumb shit.
Ugh, Andy's pictures are so pointless. He has new camera syndrome.
New Camera Syndrome by Mariii February 23, 2008