The Bash 

Kick-ass fat boy from the south of the UK.

Likes:
Poetry
Computers
Insulting Hugh Marshall
Insulting Chris White
Movies

Liu-Bob: Yo bash.
Bash: Yo.

The Bash by fat2k February 6, 2004

the bash 

large person, generally weighing over 18 stone, who is unable to perform any spectactular manouvers on a trampoline. enjoys food, sleep and a bit more food

rob-a-bash before the bash robs you

the bash by i am lysdexic February 6, 2004

bash the bishop

when you go to have a wank

as in, hes goin to aash his bishop

bash the bishop by bobby bobler October 16, 2003

bash the back doors in 

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

bash the back doors in by The Spike February 22, 2007

Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.

Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"

Bash The Bishop by snakehands July 7, 2010

bash the bishop

when you grab your genitals and bash the hell out of them and get an exciting cum rush, other terms are blastin the bella and screwin the slim jim.

Be right back i just bashed my bishop and theres sperm everywhere.

bash the bishop by mr ejaculate April 14, 2004

BASH THE BEANS

Male version of masturbation

Hey Honey...just off the bash the beans, be back in a second!

BASH THE BEANS by ijzzlobber September 17, 2019