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20 minutes 

When you are beyond fried, beyond sloshed, beyond toasted. When you have transcended drunk as well as the mortal realm.
20 minutes by meaty calves July 26, 2019

20 minutes 

The amount of time your dealer says when he'll definitely not be there in 20 minutes
"I'll be there in 20 minutes" texted an hour ago to you, still empty handed
20 minutes by sdaynoam April 8, 2023

20 minutes left on my lunch 

When you’re at work and they call you on the radio but you’re busy dropping a deuce.
Manager: Call a mechanic, the line has been down for 15 minutes.

Supervisor: I need a mechanic to come out to the filler.

Mechanic: I got 20 minutes left on my lunch.

20 minutes of action 

A privileged guy's term for rape.
1. "That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action," said the sex offender's daddy, upon hearing of his son's effective 3-month sentence for raping an unconscious girl.

2. Man, you gotta try the fresh meat in cellblock C. Only took 20 minutes of action before I nutted. Mmmm, mmm. Nothin' beats a virgin ass.

20 minutes from Ohio 

When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.
"Did you understand last night's homework?"

"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."

“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”

20 minute guitar solo 

A famous technique used by Pink Floyd, an english music band that is well known for their extended solos, or sometimes, just nothing.