Triple Point 

In scatodynamics, the triple point of a feces is the temperature and pressure at which three phases (for example, gas, liquid, and solid) of shit coexist in thermodynamic equilibrium. This is the perfect storm of gastrointestinal problems.

Chris was riding in the car and wasn't sure if he had to fart, shit, or maybe have diarrhea. "I think I'm at the triple point!" he exclaimed.

Triple Point by Taco.P March 14, 2009

Triple point 

The triple point is the thermodynamic definition at which one ejaculates, shits and vomits at the same time

Aidan’s girlfriend is furious cos he hit the triple point during head creating a messy disaster.

Triple point by BobbyPP January 15, 2023

Triple point 

On the male body, the point at which all three parts of the male reproductive system, the penis and two testes, come together in an indistinguishable and coexisting fashion.

James: "This girl was goin' down on me, suckin' my balls and everything, and then she hit that sweet spot and I nutted all over her face."

Kevin: "Was the sweet spot on the balls or the shaft?"

James: "It was the triple point."

Triple point by Kevin Andrew Stetson January 21, 2011

Triple Point 

An imaginary point in medicine on the upper abdomen and lower chest to designate heart sounds, lung sounds and bowel sounds.

The surgeon’s physical noted normal Triple Point. Also called Cohen’s Point.

Triple Point by Geminirich June 12, 2025

Triple Point Shit 

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

Triple Point Shit by virescent October 8, 2020

Triple Point Shit 

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium

Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!

Triple Point Shit by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024

Triple Pointer 

A bowel movement where all three states of shit (solid, liquid, and gas) exist at the same time.

Dude, that was a massive Triple Pointer...solid shit, liquid shit, and shit vapor all at once!

Triple Pointer by Tip Tank May 4, 2011