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bukmonster 

The 'Bukmonster' is a name given to a sneaky Japanese pervert who derives pleasure from publicly masturbating- whilst sneaking up on clueless girls and ejaculating on them, usually aiming for their faces.

See bukkake
Girl A: 'Oh Shit run it's the bukmonster!'
Girl B: (turns head) 'Where?'

**splat**
bukmonster by Nolan Pettersen March 13, 2008

bbcmonster 

Wow Tyrone has a bbcmonster
bbcmonster by Bbcmonster September 2, 2015

Bedmonster 

1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.

2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.
Norm: Hey you, time to get up!

(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)

Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?

Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!

(Turns over again and falls asleep)
Bedmonster by Norman Piss-biscuit September 8, 2010

bogmonster 

A member of the one of the British Ministry of Defence's covert special ops units, apparently originally named after their service in the 'Bogside' area of Derry, Northern Ireland during the troubles there. Known to have seen service in the middle east, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Reputed to have used baseball bats and swords & hammers during close quarter attacks to remove hard core IRA units rather than using firearms and having a reputation even amongst IRA units as ultra-violent with no apparent chain of command.
"There's monsters(bogmonsters) loose on the Bog(side) tonight"

bookmonster 

A person who repeatedly tries to catch their friends doing things they shouldn't be doing.
Hey, I just booked you check out her ass.
Man shut up, you're a bookmonster.
bookmonster by Taffy Fiya February 10, 2009

Bmonsters02 

The Cooler Bmonster
The Man Exudes Jazz, just one whiff and you know right there, that it isn't cologne, its his jazz
Luke: My goodness Brenda did you hear about Bmonsters02, its the new scent named after The King of jazz
Brenda: Yea luke, i took one sniff of it and i was overwhelmed by the jazz, it had me counting to red for three days
Bmonsters02 by Cactus Boi May 20, 2020