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Rusty Funnell 

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.
Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
Rusty Funnell by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007

Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!
Morgan Funnell by gojosgf February 27, 2021

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana
Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

Tunnel Funnel 

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.
Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.
Tunnel Funnel by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020

Flutie Funnel 

Pouring alcohol down a women's ass crack then drinking it in the tossed salad position. This was invented by Buffalo Bills fan base.
I just drank from the flutie funnel...bruh!
Flutie Funnel by zacherzach October 18, 2016

The Funnel

Funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to "funnel" her to a certain other friend . The opposite of cock-blocking. Often associated with the term "wingman", this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.

This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.
"Ok guys, we gotta give this broad The Funnel. That nigga Glasgow hasn't had pussy in a coon's age.
The Funnel by Zac Glasgow September 1, 2008