Peng Shui 

A philosophical system of harmonising the attractiveness of people with the surrounding environment. It can be affected by the presence of either an attractive person, or attractive surroundings.

The girl who just walked in significantly improved the Peng Shui of the room we're in. That painting really adds to it too

Peng Shui by Falkirk April 30, 2014

peng shway 

means someone that is very unreal or good looking or if something is nice

"omg that boy is peng shway!!!"

peng shway by lollyb123 December 28, 2020

Peng Stuff

Similar to Buffting, It Means That Someone Is Pretty Fit + You WOuld ;)

"That Girl Over There Is Peng Stuff Blud"
"Corr I Would Have Her Any Day"

Peng Stuff by Lily H June 13, 2008

peng soviet 

A page that posts shitty normie memes and that grows slower than his penis.

Have you seen that peng soviet post , the one that is normie as fuck and has like 10 likes.

peng soviet by Fickle Author December 24, 2018

Peng syndrome 

an unfortunate mental condition in which sufferers experience the following: heavy denial, hoarding, terrorizing children and pets(defenseless things in general), and speaking incomprehensible words to every human unfortunate enough to come within a 4ft radius with those who are inflicted; being everything a "peng" is in the worst conceivable way

1) Tim, dont speak to that small asian man. he might have Peng syndrome
2) There is no cure for Peng syndrome. The only escape is to perish.

Peng syndrome by Calipeen October 23, 2020

tu sheng peng 

A plant from our mother earth thats good for smoking.....a.k.a marijuana

eh,nig, you wanna smoke some of dat tu-sheng-peng?

tu sheng peng by funkJones March 8, 2005

oi wagwan mandem youve got some peng creps fam 

When a roadman (preferably over lvl 203) says you have got some nice or “peng” shoes or “creps”

You (a new roadman lvl 1 with your mandem):Oi blud!
Little T(an experienced lvl 999 roadman with his mandem):Oi wagwan Mandem youve got some peng creps fam!
You:Thanks fam i be rocking these bare timbs!

oi wagwan mandem youve got some peng creps fam by Heccin’ good boye July 26, 2018