No comprende is a illegal
immigrant worker who, by his own
claim, does not understand.
Eyewitnesses
claim that he did not comprende.
His vocabulary consists of two words, no, and comprende.
Student-
Ahh my legs! Somone call
911! *falls over* Help Me!
No comprende- No comprende
Mico- You wake up like this papi
No comprende- No comprende