As soon as the legislature was sworn in a
republican Vaggle formed at the rear of the chamber. The VagHags, in their modest Vaggle of four, acquiesced to the larger Vaggle of 40 Vaginal Vampires, who were writing legislation to outlaw all
contraceptive coverage in the state.
It should be noted, the Vaggle of VagHags didn't acquiesce, one of their votes was bought with SuperPac funds, one with a committee assignment, and two of the four were
sleeping with a pair of VagVamps.