homerowed

to be violently attacked with a keyboard. First used in Attack of the Show.

I was sitting in my office when suddenly I was homerowed by Kevin Rose

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The act of beating some one with a keyboard. made famous by attack of the show. This refers to the home row keys, asdfjkl;.

Get in the kitchen and make me some pie now or im gunna unplug mah keyboard and home row you. oh and mom can i have your credit card #

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Home Rowed

When you smash somebody with a computer keyboard in a humorous fasion.

First seen on the television show, "Attack of the Show" on G4 TV.

The keys from the keyboard left an imprint on my face after I was Home Rowed.

Home Rowed by MechaTC April 3, 2005

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noun: the expression of online anger or frustration through the random typing of keys that always end up being in the homerow.

"asldkjlasdjflksdfjskld dude you're pissing me off!!!"

"dude, don't bust out the homerow fury"

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A situation when the home referees favor the home team over the visitors.

He obviously got fouled while shooting a basket, but he got homered and there was no call.

homered by KGeezy February 4, 2009

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A joke or term that is only used within a small community or a group of friends.

"What are you talking about? Is that another one of your homebrewed memes?"

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To have somebody convey their anger and frustration through a violent attack utilizing computer keyboard

My coworker was so fed up with the cramped cubicle next to my office that he took his keyboard and homerowed me in the face.

Home Rowed by Zerolok April 14, 2005

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