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dysentery 

1. The thing you always died of in The Oregon Trail.

2. An inflammatory disorder of the lower intestinal tract, usually caused by a bacterial, parasitic, or protozoan infection and resulting in pain, fever, and severe diarrhea, often accompanied by the passage of blood and mucus.
Lisa died of dysentery. She can no longer continue the journey.
dysentery by Raym November 17, 2005

Dysentery 

From the greek "dys," meaning sick, and "entera," meaning stomach.

This is the ancient way of saying belly hurty
Bruh 1: bruh
Bruh 2: yuh bruh?
Bruh 1: belly hurty bruh
Bruh 2: you mean dysentery you uneducated rapscallion
Dysentery by 69bruh69 November 4, 2019

Dysentery 

When someone says you are full of sh*t
wow, stop lying, you are dysentery
Dysentery by Goku SS 117 November 4, 2018

Dysentery of the Nose

When your nose won't stop spewing out substances that you would rather not see.
Also known as the Common Cold.
ACHOO!" "Bless you." "Thanks. Dysentery of the nose SUCKS." "I know, right?

cognitive dysentery 

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010