Conga
Conga by CarzyEight March 23, 2019
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....A yell meant to congratulate someone...on a broken toe nail or for giving birth or wolfing down a burrito in 10 seconds or riding a bull for 8 seconds or passing wind in under a second noiselessly..
Conga by iceman1415 November 29, 2010
conga
A term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives.
The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.
The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.
"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"
And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.
The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.
The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.
"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"
And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.
conga by Mark Crutchley August 25, 2005
Conga
noun. A female boob.
When Western explorers first heard the term "Conga" they mistakenly thought the South American tribesmen were referring to a dance. The rhythm was played on two shapely drums. These, coincidentally, looked looked boobs. The tribesmen naturally would move on to the discussion of their wives' congas during the dance. Hence the confusion, hereby corrected, in translation.
When Western explorers first heard the term "Conga" they mistakenly thought the South American tribesmen were referring to a dance. The rhythm was played on two shapely drums. These, coincidentally, looked looked boobs. The tribesmen naturally would move on to the discussion of their wives' congas during the dance. Hence the confusion, hereby corrected, in translation.
Conga by AwardWinner May 18, 2020