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gentleman's rebate 

Once a year between January first and april 22nd any man can claim one act of filatio from a previous sex partner without penalty from a current sex partner. This only applies to oral sex and the female equivalent is a ladies rebate.
Having dated for 3 weeks i went to Lacey's place for a gentleman's rebate. Her husband was hesitant but since it was my legal right and I am a true gentleman we went full circle with an Eiffel tower.
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Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through I, And We, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As Helsltrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Confidence Towards Hurting Individual's Feelings 

Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through I, And We, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As Helsltrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Confidence Towards Hurting Individual's Feelings
Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through I, And We, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As Helsltrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Confidence Towards Hurting Individual's Feelings

why is everything on here related to sex 

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.
John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex

Is Math Related to Science?

The phrase used to identify the king's people
Poppy Smoria: *sees Pewds* Hey, is math related to science?
Pewdiepie: Hi

why is everything on this site related to sex or drugs?

at this point, i dont even know.
its a serious question, ud. why is everything on this site related to sex or drugs?

Why is everything on here related to sex? 

Idk man. Maybe people here think it's funny.
This is probably something everyone has wondered.
Why is everything on here related to sex?
I have no idea.

Lil' Bill: *searches up "living organisms"
Urban Dictionary: Sex, sex, sex, sex
Lil' Bill: ... ???

Maths is not related to science 

Always say this to Felix kjellberg (PewDiePie) if u ever meet him personally. This is the formal way to convince pewds that u r his fan and need a hug or selfie.
Tseries fans not accepted.
Me: Hey pewds,"Maths is not related to science !!!!"
Pewds: Oh, the sacred wordzz......