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Speedlin 

v. The act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great David Speedlin in a Central Catholic soccer game, thus making one's opponents or self, respectively, look like a jackass.

n. An instance in which the proceeding occurs.
"Dude I just Speedlined your ass in FIFA!!!"
Spppeeeeeedlin!
Speedlin by Ryan and Stamm October 18, 2006

shredling 

(n.) A child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. Most frequently found in Vermont or western-American ski resorts. Often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. Often named Connor, Trip or Dylan. Likely to grow into stoner ski bums with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.
"Dude, that shredling was maybe six and he did a backflip off that jump. What have YOU accomplished lately?"

"I bet that shredling has more friends than you."

"I just bought a dime bag off that shredling. He was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old."
shredling by jeblongcock February 7, 2010

Speedling 

It's a starcraft unit originally called "zerling". When they have speed evoluted they are called speedlings.
OMG! Yellos is going for a 9 pool speedling rush!
Speedling by Walalo November 15, 2010

Speedline 

Speedline is when you make two lines of coke (or whatever drug you're snorting) and snort them both one after another, some people switch nostrils for each line.
I'm down to speedline this last point 2.
Speedline by 4.2.0. February 13, 2010
A. The wrong road that gets you to the right damn place.

B. Receiving unfortunate gastrointestinal distress from a shady restaurant.
"I really want to get out of Cleland Park, let's take sherdling road."
"Man I got sherdlinged by Del Taco."
Sherdling by GG.allin August 27, 2017

shpedoinkle 

Taken from the movie "cannibal" by the makers of South Park, shpedoinkle is a very versatile word, meaning usually either "very good" or used as an exclamation of pain or agrivation. Generally used directly after the expression "ahh"
"Ah! Shpedoinkle! I just spilled hot soup on my lap!"

"Ahh.....what a shpedoinkle day.."
shpedoinkle by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003