v. The act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great David Speedlin in a Central Catholicsoccer game, thus making one's opponents or self, respectively, look like a jackass.
(n.) A child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. Most frequently found in Vermont or western-American ski resorts. Often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. Often named Connor, Trip or Dylan. Likely to grow into stoner ski bums with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.
Speedline is when you make two lines of coke (or whatever drug you're snorting) and snort them both one after another, some people switch nostrils for each line.
Taken from the movie "cannibal" by the makers of South Park, shpedoinkle is a very versatile word, meaning usually either "very good" or used as an exclamation of pain or agrivation. Generally used directly after the expression "ahh"