teft

When you're wiping your asshole and you drag diarrhea up through your balls

oh no I tefted

teft by joekercom October 5, 2016

teft

It refers to the the time of day. more towards the 10 AM- 6 PM time area.

I was tanning during the teft

teft by johnsmithers12 November 12, 2010

Tefty 

Kirk is a big gay boy

Tefty by Hassan March 19, 2003

Tefty 

winner

Tefty by kirk March 19, 2003

tefting 

The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).

Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)

Dude, I was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so I totally ran into him.

tefting by Gary Mack June 24, 2008

teftagram

Smaller then a microgram. Some dumb female discovered them. Apparently she's the "plug"

You got 80 teftagrams bro?

teftagram by Sccfcantholdme February 27, 2018

teftard 

A person with down syndrome that feels a strong desire to attack people of teftethnicity.

Hey bro did you hear about the latest teft attack? Ya bro I hear a teftard did it, pretty heavy stuff.

teftard by PissSlayer November 29, 2019