Shmole 

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019

Shmole 

An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of

Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways

Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019

Shmole 

A guy with a good heart, but he kinda sucks.

"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger

Shmole by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019

Shmole 

A shmole is someone who does something strange or walks odd. In general a shmole is anything that does something u wouldnt do..

Look at Tara, shes such a shmole!

Look at you shmoling along the road.

Omg you have such SHMOLE hair today!!

Girl- You look nice
Girl 2- Noo i feel like a shmole!

Shmole by moobhead November 13, 2010

Shmole 

The dude in the squad that just sucks.

Juan: Alberto ruined our game of pool by making us leave the bar early.
Will: Alberto is such a Shmole

Shmole by Richflex February 7, 2023

Shmole 

To shmole is to smoke marijuana in a 'softly' cheeky way, where the cheekiness is mitigated and therefore not fully severe.

For instance, one example of shmoling would be if a regular member of the smoking group is absent (making it possibly cheeky to smoke without him) but he conveys his benevolence towards the smoking via text or other electronic communication.

Another example would be smoking out of doors in a society where it is illegal, but in a spot that is far from where one is likely to be caught.

A final example would be waking up and smoking in bed - on your day off. Stealing your own bag for a cheeky one could also be considered an example of shmoling.

"Homes, we wish you were here yo. We're gonna tip out some of this chronic as a mark of respect."

"Don't tip it - shmole it."

Shmole by Nipper ;) December 28, 2013

Shmole 

A bowl of marijuana and tobacco smoked from a bong, AKA a moche

Bro I just took a fat shmole, I need to sit down.
Did you just take a shmole in my bong? Now I have to clean it.

Shmole by anonymous December 1, 2024