thwomp

a large rock with mario 64

if u are in tick tock clock, u must stomp on the thwomp

by Mats Willemsen August 8, 2004

THWOMP

When you fuck your wife so hard that it makes the loudest noise and feels so good.

I fucking THWOMPED my wife last night

by Sucacock November 9, 2021

Thwomp

To beat someone so badly at something that they are disgraced.

Oh man! I just thwomped Charlie so hard! He might just as well kill himself to hide the shame I just brought upon him!

by CanadianFlash September 12, 2009

thwomp

1. Sort of like a crude synonym for "thunk", it is a very rough, illiterate term to hit or brutishly yet carelessly cuff them with the side of a hand or fingertip.

2. A Thwomp is one of the classic Mario Bros, usually found in the Bowser Castles. They come in various different sizes, and are enemies that cannot be defeated at all with neither a jump, Koopa shell, or fireball. If Mario comes near, then it comes crashing down on the designated spot. The best way Mario can get past it is to run/dodge while the angry, strained-looking Thwomp is in the process of moving back up to it's original spot.

1. I swear, if that dude comes near me one more time, I'll thwomp him right on the head!!

2. I had just barely managed to dodge that Thwomp before it came crashing down again, but then, the time to complete that level had just run out.

by The Eavesdropper February 1, 2008

Thwomp

A particularly large or stout woman, especially one resembling your mother.

Mario:Mama Mia! Queen Bean looks like a fucking-a Thwomp!
Luigi:I agree! How did she get to be queen?
Mario:Hell if I fucking know!

by FMD8 March 31, 2021

Thwomp

The correct collective term for a group of gay men of a certain age comprising 3 or more members.
From the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

"I saw C--- walking down the street with a thwomp of moldering old queens hanging on. That guy'll do anything for coke."

by King of the Fist Me! Fist Me! Cystic Acne! November 10, 2007

thwomp

To thwack and to whomp simultaneously.

J.C. sure could thwomp that bass guitar!

by Eckhard Gerdes December 11, 2008