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Handroll 

Handroll is a tech for Rise Against and also best friends and sometimes lovers with Jepha Howard of The Used.
He tours non-stop and likes drinking and twittering.
He tells everyone to go to bed even though it's the weekend.
He calls everyone a nerd but really he's the biggest one of all.

Also a type of sushi.
Handroll is teching for Rise Against again.
Handroll by TasteMyInk May 24, 2009
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Hankroll'd 

Like Rickroll'd, only featuring Hank Green, from the vlogbrothers
Ahhhh, crap man! I just got Hankroll'd!
Hankroll'd by movie_makr247 April 15, 2009

Detroit Handroller 

The sexual act first performed in Detroit in which a man takes a shit on a woman's hand, which then the woman then rubs the feces all over her hand her hand and proceeds to give the man a hand job. Afterwards, the woman then aggressively gives the man a BJ which smears the shit all over her mouth.
Mr. Seddon was pleased when his student, Paulina Guzik, gave him a nasty and pleasuring Detroit Handroller.
A hand job received from an Asian female at any place or time.
I got a hand roll last night from Kim.
Hand Roll by FunnyMane3 October 24, 2010

Buttered Hardroll

When you fuck a pregnant girl, pull out right before you cum, jizz on her pregnant stomach, and then spread it around like butter on a hardroll.
I gave her a Buttered Hardroll.
Buttered Hardroll by gfgffd June 23, 2009

Spicy Tuna Hand Roll 

Dipping your fingers in hot sauce then proceeding to finger blast your partner in a circular motion
Hey babe I just bought some new hot sauce do you wanna try the spicy tuna hand roll
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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