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By the foreskin on my dick 

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A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.
"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."
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On my foreskin 

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Used to imply that one would risk their foreskin for something.
Can be used instead of on jah or on god.
Bruh, that niggas cock is so big he can use it as a helicopter.
No way bruh, on my foreskin.
On my foreskin by tominator007 April 16, 2019

on gekyumes foreskin 

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that shi you say when you wanna b serious
"on god?"
"bish, on gekyumes foreskin, you know i wouldnt cap on this holy relic"
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hit the willie on the foreskin

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A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.
Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(

Alligator skin on my foreskin 

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Alligator skin on my foreskin has no meaning. Bro has alligator skin on his foreskin
You just be in a call or in person and constantly say “alligator skin on my foreskin” to annoy your friends or be retarded with them

Or “YO THAT NIGGA GOT ALLIGATOR SKIN ON HIS FORESKIN”

“Bitch ass nigga wit alligator skin for foreskin”

foreskins on toast 

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Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.
I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.
foreskins on toast by A. Hick July 24, 2006
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