The day after Halloween when all the stores and restaurants come out with their
Christmas decorations and themed items for sale. It’s also the day you can start decorating for Christmas because let’s be honest—
Thanksgiving is a shitty holiday based on the murder of millions of indigenous American Natives and the pilgrims eventually killed them all with smallpox. Sure you can eat your turkey—but does anyone really decorate for
Thanksgiving anymore?
Billy and Brenda went to the store on
November 1. Brenda said “
Holy shit! Look at all this Christmas stuff!” Billy replied “Duh, Brenda—it’s The
CHRISTMASING…” Brenda laughed “oh yea….f those pilgrims!”