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McGregored 

A mythical 6’4 traveler Scott McGreggor is known to get a statistically improbable number of airline seat upgrades.

To McGregor Upgrade is to poor on the charm till the gate agent moves you to a nice seat with additional legroom. The critical part to complete a McGregor is to post this opulence on a social media platform for all to see!

For a properly McGregored upgrade to count, the additional legroom must be aparant in your posting, the image must convey the status others flying are not enjoying!
Bumped to an exit row, I McGregored the shit out of this trip to Uspsa nationals!
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McGregored 

1) To be beaten up whenever you aggravate/talk to/see, breathe in the vicinity of people.

2) To be violently attacked in any situation, including those in which you aren't actually involved in
I yelled at some chavs the other day but they Mcgregored my mate instead
McGregored by CaptainLingo September 13, 2010

Boner McGregor 

When you get an erection while trash-talking some one to their face.
Yo is that Eddie across the street jaw-jacking that other dude right up in his grill?

Sho is, and he got a Boner McGregor. That's straight gangsta!

Motivated McGregor

People who defended Conor's loss against Khabib used the argument that Mcgregor was already rich at the time and wasn't motivated, and stated that "Motivated McGregor" would destroy Khabib. People were so amused by this that they started using the term as a joke to mock McGregor fans, often using the term to describe McGregor in an almost Godlike way.
Motivated McGregor would knock out Mike Tyson with a 360 tornado kick in 5 seconds of the first round.
Motivated McGregor by anonymous September 15, 2020

3 4 McGregor 

It’s the 3 4 McGregor. Needs no explanation. Is slightly different than the 1 2 Mayweather, but can be used together for extra emphasis.
Nasir: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh you 3 4 McGregored the hell outta that!
Thomas: Hell yeah I did!
Sarge: Is that a thing? The 3 4 McGregor?
Otis: Boy, he oughta hit you with the 3 4 McGregor just for asking that, ya clown
3 4 McGregor by AT-ATLien May 3, 2018

ewan mcgregor 

a hot scottish actor who is partial to exposing his penis in films
omg i hear brad pitt is going to pull a ewan mcgregor in his next movie
ewan mcgregor by kady March 31, 2005

Ewan McGregor 

1. The hottest actor in Hollywood who gives me the Cosmic Horn.

2. Was in the 2001 film Moulin Rouge!

3. Currently is in London on stage in the musical "Guys and Dolls."
"I'm doing my bit for the women's movement. The women have always been naked in movies and now I'm just desperate to take my clothes off as much as possible." Ewan McGregor