sticky keys 

1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people

Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
...
Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!

sticky keys by joebob2 January 2, 2008

Sticky Keys 

Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.

You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !

Sticky Keys by tactical panda August 29, 2012

sticky keys 

When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.

Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.

sticky keys by likeaboss413 May 13, 2009

Sticky Keys 

when your too late with a tissue

"I was to late with my tissue and I got sticky keys"

Sticky Keys by sluuuuurp March 15, 2015

sticky keys 

the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!

But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.

Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...

sticky keys by Agent Stamos November 25, 2020

Sticky Keys 

When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.

Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?

Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.

Sticky Keys by ElementProj November 15, 2011

Sticky Keys 

The thing that pops up when your trying to sign a peace treaty in Minecraft

Aw man I tried befriending a person in Minecraft by crouching but Sticky Keys came up

Sticky Keys by Sageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2021