The bits and pieces of toilet paper and anus hairs that are left on a toilet seatafter the wiping process is completed. It is bad etiquette to not wipe up your shreddies post-poo.
As Jack sat down he could feel Jim's shreddies sticking to his sweaty bum.
After using the public restroom, typically , you use the shitty 1-ply toilet paper and it leave shreds of toilet paper in and/or on your vagina, anus, etc. Solely, because of the low quality of the 1-ply toilet paper.
'I didn't eat anything with fiber on our date last night in hopes of getting dicked down, I didn't want to chance having to take a dump and getting shreddies all over my asshole.'
shreddies are the best mother fricken cereal in the whole universe. you hungry? shreddies. you depressed? shreddies. you lonely and want to be loved? shreddies.