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Oompa Squirt 

when an Oompa Loompa is a little bit clogged up, so one must anally punish them til the point that they shit cum and poo at the same time.
“Wow Jimmy, that was quite the Oompa Squirt right there, how’d you get so good at it?”
Oompa Squirt by HorseCock69 April 16, 2019

Oompa Loompa Syndrom 

Short people who act large. trying to compensate for their shortness by talking loud or bragging.
It is important for the short chick to let everyone know she is a college graduate and smarter than anyone else in the room.

"Dont let her get to ya, She's got Oompa Loompa syndrom."
Oompa Loompa Syndrom by Evr-Ready December 25, 2008

Oompa Loompa Syndrome (OLS)

The love (infatuation) experienced when a person has feelings of attraction to a being that is not unlike the singing little orange people in Willy Wonka. Often the subjects of infatuation are short, stocky, and/or very judgemental.
Kayla caught Oompa Loompa Syndrome (OLS) by getting too friendly with that short kid in algebra.

Oompa Loompa Shorts 

Shorts that are so long on you that they make you look like an Oompa Loompa.
Oompa Loompa Shorts by highway240 January 30, 2019

Oompa Loompa Salad 

A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.
On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.
Oompa Loompa Salad by Wonkanese November 3, 2022