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barstooling 

Barstooling is a verb and involves visiting several bars and sitting directly at the bar for at least one or two cocktails. This is similar to a Pub Crawl, except barstooling usually involves mostly dive bars and can involve fewer people. Barstooling is best started during daylight hours and can progress for as long as one can remain stable on the barstool. Barstooling usually ends when someone falls off the barstool.
K-hot and I went barstooling in the afternoon and we got hammered.
barstooling by Nightraider November 26, 2007
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Barstooling 

The act of soaking a tampon or similar absorbant object in vodka and inserting it into the anus, in order to absorb alcohol directly into the system in an area where the ingestion of alcohol is prohibited.
Alcohol was prohibited at the street fair, but I was barstooling vodka, so I was okay.
Barstooling by Nuksulcow August 17, 2016
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Barstooling 

Barstooling is when three men or more penetrate a woman at the same time anal,vaginal, and oral. Occasionally multiple peni in the same orifice,When performing this act the individuals resemble a barstool i.e. The peni are the legs and the woman is the seat.
My homies and me picked up this skank and proceeded to barstool that trick. My crew an me ended up barstooling that ho at the motel.
Barstooling by Mr. Bigg574 August 19, 2013

Bar stooling 

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick
Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night
Bar stooling by Conor weiner June 10, 2019

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026