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A-balled 

It’s when a sorority or potentially a fraternity blocks you from joining.

It’s when they get sick of highschoolers coming up to all their parties so they block them before they even get to join or get into the college.
Girl 1: omg she’s at that frat party again?!?
Girl 2: Well don’t worry about it I heard she got a-balled by all the big sororities!
Girl 1: Good!
A-balled by Mariangirllllol March 23, 2019
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hotter than a three balled tom cat 

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.
Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat 

Used to describe someone who is VERY horny.
I haven't had sex in over a month and I'm hornier than a 4-balled tomcat.

bust a ballerina 

To make a u-turn, often unexpectedly or illegally. Variation: flip a bitch.
We had to bust a ballerina 'cause we missed the Krispy Kreme drive through.

be creepin like a baller 

To be stuck in a trafic jam or block; to be aggrivated
"Yesterday I was in New York and I was Creepin Like A Baller

Ludes-a ballad of the drug and the dream 

A true story written in novel style by Ben Stein (of win Ben Sltein's money) published in 1982. In the story "Lenny Brown"is a pseudonymous character representing Steins real life friend. Lenny is a real 'go getter' into real estate and finance deals. His career arc is on a stratospheric rise when he and his wife Linda move to la to pursue his dreams.at first Lenny seems to have it all: beautiful wife. Gorgeous mansion in the "Hollywood Hills"the requisite black bottom pool.and a career that is on fire! Then through a series of financial mishaps Lenny s life falls apart. He becomes addicted to 'ludes. Loses his wife and mansion and follows a downward spiral which ends in a 1room 'walkup' in Venice Beach
Ludes-a ballad of the drug and the dream may be a little dated but it's message about drug addiction remains relevant to this day.

baller on a budget 

A phrase used as a noun overall. An individual who seemlessly combines the social attributes of a "baller" (one who demonstrates a dispensable income at social gatherings which automatically lead to popularity and desirability with both the male and female members of any given social group in any given social situation) and a budget-minded individual who aspires to achieve a similar level of popularity and desirability without having a dispensable income on hand.
Have you ever seen a Pontial Fiero (1984-1988) with a Lamborghini body kit? From 100' away, it looks like a Lamborghini, but when it drives by, it sure sounds like a US Mail Delivery Van. That's a baller on a budget! ;-)

Have you ever seen people rock a 1ct. cubic-zirconia earring? That right there is a baller on a budget.

Have you ever seen a car with a front mount "interfooler" instead of an "intercooler"?

If you live on the "fringes" of Beverly Hills, and you still tell people you live in Beverly Hills, but it's really just normal Los Angeles -- guess what, you're a baller on a budget!