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Skylar'd 

to get head stumped by a parent, then proceeding to call the police on them. When police leave, you realize how fucking stupid you are, and now your dad has you by the balls.

to get raped by father after calling police on him. then proceeding to give him blow jobs as an apology.
Dude 1: Dylan go skylar'd in grade 10 by some fisherman.

Dude 2: yah, i've heard. i also heard they mixed their cum after wards, and created some weird incest potion which they drank.

Dylans brother: yah i was totally under the sheets too touching myself. it was sooo fun. i'm gay btw.
To get the top of one's head removed in a way similar to when Sylar from the show "Heroes" removes his victims' brains by cutting off the top of their heads.
"You see that Heroes episode last night?"
"Yeah, man! Isaac totally got Sylar'd!"

Jimmy was looking the other way when the saw blade jumped off its track. Unfortuneately, Jimmy was Sylar'd.
Sylar'd by Fear The Hobbits May 13, 2007

Skylar Daniel 

Skylar Daniel is the perfect person. She's always going to be there for you no matter what happens. Skylar is a green/blue eyed girl who, last we knew, is 5'2 1/2 but she rounds up to 5'3. Skylar Daniel is a sweetheart. She is the kindest person you will ever meet. She's cool and caring and calm. She's perfect.
"Do you see how perfect that girl is over there?"
"Yeah, that's Skylar Daniel"

national kiss skylar day 

nationial kiss skylar is every odd day. on the even days its national kiss cassidy day.
its october 3rd... its national kiss skylar day

Dirty Skylar

A Dirty Skylar is when your bestfriend sticks a bunch of polyensian sauce up your ass, bust the packet and then dip a chicken nugget in it when it starts to drip out.
OH wow Dirty Skylar is really dripping that sauce today

dirty skylar

Someone who is is a total sweetheart in person but a super freak in the bedroom. Dirty Skylar only does monogamous relationships but is so into making her man feel appreciated and pleasured. Dirty Skylar loves funny and sexual memes and they really make her day if she's down.
"Oh, well there goes Skylar being the usual dirty Skylar again." " Sexual memes are pretty much the definition of Dirty Skylar.
dirty skylar by Sky Sky1990 February 24, 2019

National Skylar Kara Anna Aaron Day

fortnite is cool like National Skylar Kara Anna Aaron Day