Cuttention

The act of cutting oneself in no way endangering his/her life whatsoever, but as an ulterior motive to gain the attention and sympathy from a lost significant other that probably only lasted about a month or less.

-My friend cuts herself.
-Why? Cutting yourself on purpose sounds stupid and it hurts.
-It's quite simple... shes looking for cuttention.

Cuttention by warshipsatan July 7, 2010

chattention 

The act of actually having someones attention via chat or text. WITHOUT long delays in between.

YO..bro..ima over here on ur chat window....gimme yo chattention..GAHHH!

chattention by JZarkman March 22, 2011

contention 

heated disagreement.

The captured territory was the main area of contention between the two countries.
The show Barney has always been a source of contention for me. But seriously, it has ruined my childhood.

contention by seemslegit69 October 22, 2017

cattention 

When a cat wants attention

My kitten is laying on my keyboard while I am trying to type... I think she wants some cattention

When Roni wants cattention she headbutts people and meows a little.

You should always be cattentive to your cats needs.

cattention by Weronika loves Franka October 15, 2012

Cuntentines Day 

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')

Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'

Cuntentines Day by emily&vicki March 2, 2011

Contentionality 

A non-religious ideology solely based on the ability to remain comfortable in the midst of chaos.
(Not worrying about aspects of nature/government you as an individual cannot control.)

Yeah, ever since I've started practicing Contentionality I've had way less anxiety.

Contentionality by DrinkingTylenol April 17, 2023

Cuntvention 

A group of bitches hanging out together.

I avoided the cuntvention because I hate those women.

Cuntvention by Christine T January 31, 2022