Jersey Tea 

A mixed drink consisting of long island iced tea, except for instead of cola, you put in jaeger. So a jersey tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum, triplesec, sour mix, and a splash of jaeger

Fish got tanked after kvk bought him that Jersey Tea. He deserved it for being such a POS

Jersey Tea by flyingslooter July 5, 2010

New Jersey Tea Bag 

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.

She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.

New Jersey Tea Bag by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016

new jersey iced tea 

shit mix
the result of morning after drinking/party when the house looks like a shit tip and all that reminds is the last of the drinks from last night mixed togeather

typical in the manor
an alcholic cocktail, consisting of
jargermister
Jackdaniels
vodka
coke with a dash of lemon lime and cranberry

give me an new jersey iced tea,its dirrrty as fuck and you'll fuckin fat chicks in no time

new jersey iced tea by mark AJ July 26, 2007

Jersey Ice Tea

Similar to its cousin, the Long Island Ice Tea, the Jersey Ice Tea is made by: Pouring all of the bar mat liquids in a glass over ice adding a splash of lemon and cola. Nothing goes down so smooth…

Eh Tony, gimme one of them Jersey Ice Teas, I’m putting the booze googles on tonight!

Jersey Ice Tea by For-Harry’s-Sake September 1, 2022

jersey double team 

Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).

Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?

Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.

Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.

jersey double team by Sandwiches before bitches May 6, 2011

Jerseytard 

A stupid sports fan that wears a completely unrelated jersey to attend a game. Yankees and LSU fans are notorious jerseytard.

Chris went to the Dodgers-Padres game with us and he wore his Notre Dame football jersey---total Jerseytard.

Jerseytard by Ron Mexico#7 June 14, 2025