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car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality
1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
cartonic by Matthew November 21, 2005
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carlonic lunge 

To thrust ones hips forward into ones guitar, with one leg placed behind and one as far forward as possible, often extending to reach a peddle.

Often combined with a namara bass pout.

Popular within the underground Australia stoner rock movement.
"That carlonic lunge nearly ripped his cheap second hand pants"