An action referring to the present tense in which
you are currently making your asshole
raw, red and chaffed; leading to
later discomfort.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-
soft toilet
paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount
sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)