straightdar

the ability to sense if someone is heterosexual.

Bill- "Dude, my straightdar is tingling over that guy you were talking about."

Chris- "Damn it, man. I was definitely going to go hit on his cute ass."

straightdar by Ladron June 28, 2010

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straightdar

An absolute requirement when walking around San Francisco.

Opposite of gaydar

Straightdar detects no straightness in the area. User be wary of anus exposure.

straightdar by newyorkcitynewyorkstate January 9, 2007

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Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Straightforward shooting weekend by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

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Portland Straightjacket

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

Portland Straightjacket by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011