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Reality Bytes 

The act of telling somebody how you truly feel about them on-line because you're too much of a pussy to tell them face to face.
nick says: Even mother Teresa would think you're a cunt
nick says: Bigfoot doesn't even exists but I bet he wants to fuck you over
nick says: Reality Bytes, asshole.
Reality Bytes by NWorsley June 17, 2010
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reality bytes 

A unique sprite comic with an original plot and characters. Featured at www.smc90.com
You go read TMS3?

No, I preferr more original stuff like Reality Bytes at SMC90.
reality bytes by SMC90 July 27, 2006

Reality Bites/Bytes 

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.
Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"

Reality Bites 

When the harsh pains/experiences of life jolt you out of you dreams/fantasy .
When I was a Kid I wanted to be a Rocket Scientist, now I'm an Uber driver... Damn ,Reality bites
Reality Bites by GreenGlobin July 23, 2018

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026