facting 

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

facting by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010

Facting 

Truth from a certain point of view.

Using only a portion of the information available to support a factual statement, when the remainder of the information would not support the same statement.

The newspaper was known to use facting tactics in its articles.
Many memes are guilty of facting.

Facting by WorthW8 January 23, 2017

Facting 

creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.

the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.

Facting by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012

facting 

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

facting by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

facting 

restating a fact

"Are you asking a question or restating the fact?"
"I'm facting."

facting by danigirl97 September 5, 2011

facting 

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

facting by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

facting 

the opposite of lying, its when you start spitting facts, commonly used when people are in denial and think you're lying

guy 1: "your girl sucked my dick for hours man it was like a blowjob encore"

guy 2: "man shut your meatloaf looking headass the fuck up you're lying"
guy 1: "more like facting"

facting by attackah December 4, 2020