goobeln 

To ponder in extreme depth.

Artistotle was famous to goobeln often of the workings of the world.

goobeln by Canis Write May 22, 2010

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

Goobernatorial by Squeeps February 25, 2014

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

gooberness disease by goober2011 November 17, 2009

goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun

"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

goobernoochie by Goobernoochie Fan Club August 8, 2017

goobenhawk 

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

goobenhawk by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018

Goobernuts 

A term of affection reserved for that special someone.

I love you goobernuts!

Goobernuts by Kranic November 9, 2010

goobernatorial

(adj.) of or relating to a goober, dufus, or reject

I have a goobernatorial sister named Cynthia.

goobernatorial by Angela Brown May 15, 2005