He's literally everything you could ever want in a guy. He's a handsome gentleman with just a slight hint of mischief in his kind soul. And no matter where you see him or who he's playing, you're guaranteed to love him. If not, you're either not a woman or just someone who's not attracted to men. I'm sorry but men better than Mark Pellegrino just don't exist. Oh, and ladies, if you ever think you'll be his Superman and save him from the horrors of his life, just remember that God threw some kryptonite in the bowl while creating him. And guys, don't hate your girls for living him. They can't help it. He was designed to be loved.

Girl #1: Okay, if you could marry any celeb, who?
Girl #2: Mark Pellegrino duh. Who wouldn't choose him? He's literally kryptonite. *swoons at the thought of being with him*

Mark Pellegrino by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020

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Pellegrino

What fancy people call water.

Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"

Boyd- "Wheres the what now?

Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"

Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"

Pellegrino by The_Buddy January 9, 2012

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ellegreenawayworshipper

The most hottest bisexual Virgo in all the universe and a great mutual. Someone who loves dilfs and is married to Elle Greenaway. Hates Reid stans.

“Look it’s Ellegreenawayworshipper! I heard that her mom has a crush on Gideon!!!”

ellegreenawayworshipper by Penelope Garcia’s maid June 6, 2021

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San Pellegrino Shower

The act of using San Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Spring Water as a substitute for champagne when celebrating a victory of some sort, as an F1 driver or the winner of Tour de France would.

"After slaying, the Lads celebrated their success with a San Pellegrino Shower (all the bottles had at this point already been popped)."

San Pellegrino Shower by GUWOP October 2, 2014

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