Medieval 

1. A period of time most often associated with the dark ages, particularly from the 11th to the 15th centuries.
2. An agressive action, usually in retaliation of an earlier action.

"knights did a lot of crusading in medieval times."
"I'm gonna go medieval on your ass!"

Medieval by Brian November 3, 2004

medieval 

Completely cold-blooded and enraged, inflicting serious pain and death. Popularized by Vnig Rhames' character, Marsellus Wallace, in "Pulp Fiction."

"You hear me talking, hill-billy boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on yer ass."

medieval by Dain December 9, 2004

medieval 

Brutal, agressive, and short tempered. Using high levels of testosterone and adrenaline.

If you dont stop fucking with every damn thing in my room...Im gonna go medieval on your ass!

medieval by stevo April 2, 2004

medieval 

Relating to causing serious damage, in brutal fashion.

"If you don't hand over the bling-bling, I'm gonna have to medieval on you, biznatch!"

medieval by Minstrel March 4, 2003

medieval 

Totally stoned and completley out of your fucking head

Dude after cheezing I was so fucking lost in medieval times

medieval by Grandpa Stiff March 27, 2008

Medieval 

Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.

Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!

Medieval by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020

Medieval bush

Overgorwn, unkempt and matted pubic hair, making sexual penetration difficult, if not impossible, without cutting.

Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.

hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.

Medieval bush by monkeybones February 9, 2009