Task

A chore or something you've been requested to perform however do not care to complete.

Last night my boyfriend asked for a blowjob. I gave him a blow-task. (Suck the tip for a heartbeat then go vaginal).

Task by AltaTexan September 7, 2017

task

something that is an inconvience, having to go out of the way, a fat bitch, something you must accomplish before actually achieving your goal, a pain in the ass, dans,

that is sucha task, that tasky bitch, you are being tasky

task by Richard Sager June 23, 2006

Task

n. a job to be done when an extremely lame joke has been uttered. they can be simple or ridiculous. tasks must be called within 10 seconds of the joke or they do not count.

Guy 1: Wow, did you see how much corn that guy had in his shopping cart?

Guy 2: Yeah, he must be a real "corny" guy

Guy 1: ... TASK! You are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming "Penis!" at the top of your lungs.

Task by TCU June 10, 2011

task

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Hi task.

task by Task February 5, 2004

Task

A bathroom activity in which a group of people take a dump together, in seperate, multiple stalls. It is a social experience, since the taskers talk while on the can. It makes taking a dump even better.

Often done at schools, during a gym class or study hall.

Note: Can be spelled TASC as well. (Take A Shit Co-operatively)

"Hey, John! You want to go Task with me?"
"Sure, Steve! I've had to crap all day."

Task by Elessar June 22, 2008

task

an adjective to describe something you dont want to do but many times, do want to do.

man, i aint goin to the beer store, thats so task.

person1: go get food.
person2: TASK!
person1: go fag.
person2: dude, thats so task
person1: i know, go homo
person2: gay.

task by hoboman September 12, 2003

task force tuesday 

Tuesdays and Wednesdays the jails are empty because the last of everyone gets out from weekend traffic on Monday. NYPD has to fill the cells up again. So they go around and arrest you for any little thing to make it seem like they're doing work.

It's Task Force Tuesday, the narcs is in the black car...

task force tuesday by luchinii August 18, 2017