elfing 

when you cum on some ones face and then throw a handful of glitter on it, Thus creating a semi permanent glittery face. In order for it to be true elfing you must also make a high pitched elf squeak as you blow your load. This can often be confused with some stage make up.

"since her public elfing her face glistens when she goes out side."
"no one will ever forget when she got elfed, you can still see it stuck to her face."

elfing by beanboytastic January 10, 2012

elfing 

the process of drawing on or otherwise doing nasty things to someone who is passed out, usually drunk, with their shoes on.

"We were elfing Jason last night. He was so drunk, we wrote "I suck dick" on his face!"

elfing by Lunchbox330 April 6, 2008

Elfing 

When you get drunk and do productive work around your house. Because of your inebriation you forget all about doing the work in the morning, so it's like an Elf came and did it for you

"How was your weekend?"
"It was good. Did some elfing on Saturday night, so when I got up the spare bedroom was all painted."

Elfing by Bantadant January 19, 2020

elfing 

when your shoes,usually made of leather, get old and or wet then dry out and curl up in the front resembling elf shoes.

I think it might be time to buy some new kicks,these old air jordans are elfing on me.

elfing by tard420 April 25, 2010

elfing 

A word to describe the process of playing a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG).

Im elfing it up as we speak!

elfing by The Third Grand Wizard Of Wazoo November 28, 2006

Elfing 

When your getting a blowjob and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to jizz in your girls ear

Charles always elfs his girls...
I like to go elfing

Elfing by Mermaid man November 17, 2014

elfing 

A replacement for the word fucking.

Quit your elfing bitching you scanky ass hoe!

elfing by No one January 31, 2004