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The highest amount of bored you can archive
I am so bordness right now
Bordness by eV@n ZoSo 777 May 23, 2009
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stinky, doesn't know how to take a bath or shower...also could be gay.
you be Bonness, yo!

or

Dude, take a shower, you're pulling a Bonness
bonness by Midmottersfan July 16, 2004

bongness 

The act of smoking out of a bong
guy: "Hey man, you wanna come over for bongness?"
guy 2: "Shibby!"
bongness by ghyslain is a faggot September 17, 2003

infinite blondness 

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.
In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026