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Muscle Monster

A man who has muscles size proportion and definition greater than that of the average man.

A physique that is fearful and powerful receives a lot of attention.

A unbelievable body that comes in this world every other generation.
By looking at his physique you can tell he is a muscle monster. A person like that probably exercises everyday. I would hate to get in a fight with the likes of him.

I wouldn't want to ask him for directions, because he looks like a muscle monster.

He must be a mesomorph surely he will become a muscle monster.

Thats a big motha fucka, he calls himself the muscle monster and I can see why.
Muscle Monster by King86 June 22, 2009

Muscle pig 

When a guy is sexy af, tall, and buff af. Especially if said guy is like obsessed with going to the gym and working out.
Damn Jungkook is such a muscle pig.

Damn “big daddy muscle pig Matt”.
Muscle pig by Guccilism October 17, 2017

fuck muscle 

The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.
Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!
fuck muscle by SlopNChop August 11, 2016

Will Muschamp 

The craziest, wildest, most volatile coach known to man, in any sport. Although a very nice man off the football field, when he's on the sideline, his levels of both anger and elation exceed the limits that were previously known to the human race. Muschamp has been known to yell, "BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER" at the top of his lungs- which is usually loud enough for the TV cameras to pick up- when his defense (which he is also known for building and coaching well) makes a big stop. Search his name in youtube, and the first four suggestions you'll get are angry, crazy, mad and cussing.

One time, he got so pissed at one of his players that he was literally unable to form words, and just clenched his teeth and sputtered for several seconds before he actually gave up trying to speak and turned away.

Another time, he was so upset over a bad call against his team that he chewed out a referee throughout the entire ensuing TV commercial. Then, he decided that the TV timeout didn't give him adequate time to properly deliver his tongue lashing, so he called a timeout just to run back to the same ref and scream at him for another three minutes.

He'll be the first one to congratulate you on a big play, and he'll be the first to get in your face after a bad play- and either way, your ears will be ringing for hours.
Will Muschamp is the only coach to ever get caught cussing on live TV twice in the same season

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.
Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?
diaper muscle by Telephony August 3, 2012

Creptorial muscles

Creptorial muscles refers to one’s shoe game or creps and are usually of substantial quality. A play on word of creps and pectorials muscles.
Pree man’s Creptorial muscles.
Creptorial muscles by Lilaustin January 19, 2019