In the space
In the space by Town242 April 28, 2021
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in the crawl space
The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.
Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
in the crawl space by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009
space in the trunk for the junk
Refers to the space in pants/jeans for the male genitalia. Think boxers vs. briefs, or tight pants vs. loose jeans.
I like to have plenty of space in the trunk for the junk. It's more comfortable.
My pants are too tight, there's no space in the trunk for the junk!
My pants are too tight, there's no space in the trunk for the junk!
space in the trunk for the junk by John Preston June 29, 2010
is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?
The-Spacey-in-the-facey
God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?
The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.
The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.
The-Spacey-in-the-facey by Shuaman October 15, 2018